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Cock Chorus

If you have ever been to the Lost Prairie boogie, you know what the Cock Chorus is. If you have sang in the Cock Chorus or the Crack Choir, this is the group for you.

Members: 20
Latest Activity: Aug 5

Just one of our songs written by myself.

Chorus:
(solo)
Oh, I'm a skydiver and I'm O.K.,
I drink all night and I jump all day.

(everybody)
Oh, he's a skydiver and he's O.K.,
He drinks all night and he jumps all day.


Verse 1
(solo)
I pack my rig, I eat my lunch,
I get my beer for free.
I drink until shes pretty,
That's why I have V.D.

(everybody)
He packs his rig, he eats his lunch,
He gets his beer for free.
He drinks until shes pretty,
That's why he has V.D.

Chorus:

Verse2
(solo)
I pack my rig, I shaved my balls,
It makes my junk look huge.
And when I titty-fuck her,
My stubble chafed her boobs.

(everybody)
He packs his rig, he shaved his balls,
It makes his junk look huge.
And when he titty-fucks her,
His stubble chafed her boobs.

Chorus:

Verse 3
(solo)
I pack my rig, I eat her out,
She tasted oh so sweet.
And when my rod dove in her,
She let out a nasty queff.

(everybody)
He packs his rig, he eats her out,
She tasted oh so sweet.
And when his rod dove in her,
She let out a nasty queff.

Chorus:

Verse 4
(solo)
I pack my rig, I stroke one off,
She said she likes to watch.
But when I aimed it at her,
She nearly bit it off.

(everybody)
He packs his rig, he strokes one off,
She said she likes to watch.
But when he aimed it at her,
She nearly bit it off.

(everybody)
Oh, I'm a skydiver and I'm O.Kaaaaaaaaaay!!!!,
(quickly)
I drink all night and I jump all day!

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Michael

What we are about

Started by Michael Nov. 19, 2007.

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Ty Losey Comment by Ty Losey on April 24, 2008 at 2:22am
The cock chorus was originally created as a tribute(?) to the crack choir at the Lost Prairie boogie. There are a lot of funny and nasty songs new and old that we all sing. The most important one to me is one that the crack choir sings, it makes me cry every time. Here it is, if you know the tune go ahead and sing along

FRIENDS
Friends, we used to jump with you, drink with you, laugh with you,
And though our time on earth is though
We still remember you.

Friends, we will remember you, toast to you, sing for you
And though your time on earth is through
Our hearts are still with you.
 

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Michael Anne Chambers Will Paulson Beth Rhonda Lauraliscious Jonathan Shell666 Erika Ty Losey Chandoline Byrnes Melissa Krisanne michael lane Vince Johnboy colleen poston Smartycat Gerry Smith Tommy
 
 

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